Why do the most entertaining fights happen in ‘spiritual’ groups? What to do when you find yourself sitting amongst the ‘spiritual’? Watch out for these 5 types of ‘Holier than thou’ Hoomans!
Spiritual Creature #1 The already Enlightened ‘Brahman’
These ‘Brahman’s are already in Nirvikalpa Samadhi and they’re up in the sky playing harp. They will claim that you can rob them off of all their money, you can set fire to their houses and they will still remain in bliss.
Spiritual Creature #2 The Tantra fanatics
Run away from tantra enthusiasts before it’s too late. They will try to convince you that having sex with them, drinking & smoking weed is the only way to progress, otherwise you are impeding the flow of your ‘kundalini’ by repressing your desires.
Spiritual Specimen #3: The Batmans with Supernatural Powers
They know how to write scripts like Nolan and brag like we do on LinkedIn.
4# The ‘Gurus’
Undoubtedly, these creatures are desperately in need of disciples, who claim to come from ancient Atlantis and Lemuria. Along with false supernatural powers, they can threaten you with fake black magic if you try to expose them. P.S Their knowledge comes from Osho books mostly.
#5 The Spiritual Intellectuals (Gyaani Babas)
In addition to the last 4, Spiritual intellectuals go on debating on the same topic for years and lives. If a true seeker shares his/her real experiences they’ll say things like ” no, this is not how this experience should be”, “you should be using this term instead of the words you are using to describe it”. They’ll read Rumi’s poetry and invalidate when a person describes their own spiritual experiences using simple words instead of jargons, using words that are not used in dry texts. You have to share your spiritual experience like you are giving a presentation for your philosophy thesis as they go on correcting you and finding faults!
There’s no need to take them seriously. Grab your popcorn and enjoy!